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@plaidtron3000@jorts.horse @ryan@social.miyaku.media Then again, Spaghetti siege... "Loosely inspired by the real life Spaghetti House siege which took place in London's Knightsbridge area between 28 September and October 3 1975." #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

after The Visitor (1979), for #MonsterdonDoubleFeature i should run

#PunkAnOperaOrClassics is now trending across Mastodon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature is now trending across Mastodon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom is now trending across Mastodon

Oh Carradine did have a reason why his choreography was kinda messy. Huh. I guess I forgive that fault of the movie then. Still not great but better than most sword and sorcery that was shovele3d out after Conan the Barbarian. There was ALOT of bad magic and mace movies for a decade or more. So bad. So rapey. So much worse effects. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature

Like.... you, you know "Them" is available on Tubi, right? Along with movies like "The Deadly Mantis" and, heck, even just "The War Of The Worlds", and a zillion other movies that don't involve children being creeped on or topless enslaved women being beaten, right? There are even '80s movies with plot and production values and good writing and characterization that are *still* easily riffable, believe it or not.#Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984

Me: That was pretty bad. @starkraving666@jorts.horse: I don't know why we sat through both of them. Me: Eventually, it was just out of spite #monsterdon #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress #monsterdondoublefeature #doublefeature

This is quite literally the shittiest Monsterdon weekend I've ever experienced. All joke-y "please vote for Sting Of Death" forbearance aside, I'm begging you people to have at least a passing understanding of just how offensive the shit you're voting for is before you, you know, vote for it. IMDB and DoesTheDogDie are RIGHT THERE. There's "haha this is terrible" bad and then there's "Gamergate jerks off to this" bad #Monsterdon #WizardsOfTheLostKingdom #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #TheWarriorAndTheSorceress1984

@wrog@mastodon.murkworks.net @jadebees@sunny.garden These are the important questions to ask #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #WarriorAndTheSorceress

@Terencio@mastodon.social Me too but now. #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #WarriorAndTheSorceress

Well that was a shining example of the "sword and nudity" genre 🫤 but it had some stuff going for it like a fraction of a plot. Still, overall, probably just the level of dumb I needed today. Thanks as always @ryan@social.miyaku.media for hosting and everybody for posting! See you next week! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #WarriorAndTheSorceress

That was Thighmaster: Sword of Bosoms! Thanks again to @ryan@social.miyaku.media for the awesome miru stream. Unlike David Carradine's kicks, the connection was great. 🦵🗡️ #Monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

Please let no one know what happened here tonight. This stays between us, right? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #WarriorAndTheSorceress

That was more boobs than you can shake a stick at. Thanks @ryan@mstdn.social and all for the fun! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #WarriorAndTheSorceress

Well that was asinine. Thanks @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and @miru@social.miyaku.media #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

They just reused the character names for half the dialogue. #monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

Oy!! Welp, thanks, #Monsterdon friends and hosts alike. I'm still away. #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Monsterdon 🧙🏾 🤺

@klu9@ohai.social @RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp that's left sense and right sense? #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #WarriorAndTheSorceress

Tonight at The Unconnected Kick Stirring Heroic and Suicide Cavern #Monsterdon #monsterdondoublefeature

stirring heroic music Thanks @ryan@social.miyaku.media and everyone! #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature