Jessie 💀👻
jessiewonka@sfba.social
<p>Daytime web stuff for education nonprofit, nighttime movie watcher, occasional photographer and cartoonist, cat bros dad, husband's husband.</p><p>Berkeley, CA</p>
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You can text anything to your mom as long as it&#39;s followed with : D
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Happy birthday! Sorry you and my mom aren&#39;t talking just because you have trash politics and no sense of morals beyond what men within your purview can provide. Gonna workshop this further.
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“Sun’ll come out tomorrow. My arse.”
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Found my fit. Not that far off.
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“This shilly-shallying with the question is absurd. Nor do I in any way approve of the modern sympathy with invalids. I consider it morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others. Health is the primary duty of life.”
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“Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.”
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AI = GameShark
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Galaxy Z Fold sympathizers protest too much.
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Spotted three Cybertrucks on my walk around northern Berkeley.
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Friday night with Parker. #catsOfMastodon #caturday
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Wired is good at pitching articles I want to read, but less good at writing the articles.
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Gas for golf, $67. Groceries, $280. The money is flowing.
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I&#39;m not saying Windows is a joke, because it&#39;s not funny.
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Too many expenses, and yet this 6-in-1 pleasure device would surely distract the mind.
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You say competitive, petty, sarcastic, and contemptuous like it’s a bad thing.
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That OLED MBP is gonna be $$$$.
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&quot;When this chat ends, I won&#39;t &quot;remember&quot; you.&quot; 😭
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Have I been to war? No. But I&#39;ve had my share of deep tissue massages.
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Invited to a friend&#39;s wedding on the night I have Tori Amos tickets in Berkeley. Good friends, attended our wedding dinner, but also not in his pocket friend group. Feeling bad though. But Tori!
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If you&#39;re going to run fun social media bots, really think about frequency.
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Figma &quot;Dev Mode&quot; feels like the way my grandfather described sex with condoms: making love with your socks on.
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The only thing worse than a client with no budget is a client with an unlimited budget.
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Beginning, again, to rethink too much caffeine alongside Sertraline. Good amounts of energy but also good amounts of irritability and something I can&#39;t place my finger on.
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I&#39;ve really been wanting to write more, and think about adding the blog back to my site, but that world seems long dead. I also cringe at my written voice. So the thoughts just circle in the head until they vanish.
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Miles waits for bedtime &#39;round the clock.