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  I bought two nose hair trimmers to earn such a description. Yes, in have a very hairy nose (inside). I kill most nose hair shavers in a year or so.

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  You have all but guaranteed that some dev will create it now--if they haven't already.

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  I wanna hold a bunny! DAMN.

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  Do they run openwrt?

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  I was at a bar, good 'n' drunk, went to take a piss. Bathroom is small, one urinal, one pot. I'm pissing away and I let a fart slip out, not a big one, just a good booty burp. The guy who's back in the shitter raising a putrid stink has the balls to say "gesundheit". I wish I were that witty.

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  Apple respects your privacy. Also, I am the pope. I can keep going if you'd like.