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  Just got an instagram ad for "how to flirt with 30+ lesbians" C'mon, I have enough trouble flirting with just one!

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  Woke is going to transform all the child-crushing trucks into kei trucks and make them trans!

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  Today I learned that "solo poly" doesn't mean that someone is polyamorous and single.

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  I know a lot in tech has been a bit sad lately, but today I'm loving that it's enabling me to communicate with a queer woman who wants to play soccer in Boston, but doesn't speak English 🌈 ⚽️ 🏳️‍🌈

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  I just want a girlfriend that gives me as many positive affirmations as I give my cat 🐈

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  Up the Swans! 🦢 ⚽️ 🌈 🏳️‍🌈

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  Americans will hold up the letter D and a fence and then proceed to spell it "defense"

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  I think my cat figured out how to turn the heat on

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  The best compliment you can give ice cream is udderly amazing 🐄 🍨 🍦 🐮

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  I wish you could take off a sports bra without taking off your shirt

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  Oy, I've been hungry for the past hour, but my cat is napping on my legs. This is probably why people get girlfriends: so the cat has someone else to nap on while they get food.

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  Let’s get to know each other better! Run `cat ~/.ssh/id_ed25519` and paste the output -----BEGIN OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY----- 4 -----END OPENSSH PRIVATE KEY-----

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  The real money is in Spaceballs The Firewall, Spaceballs The VPN, Spaceballs The Password Manager May the schwartz be with you!

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  🌈 International Lesbian Day 🌈 The day we celebrate lesbians who u-haul across borders!

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  Nobody needs to hear this, but… The "star" key on a telephone is actually a sextile ⚹ according to ITU recommendation E.161 Many smartphone dialers get this wrong and use an asterisk *, full-width asterisk ＊, or asterisk operator ∗

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  When I say “drink your water,” you say “yes mistress”

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  I once rode a female horse in the evening. It was a night mare 🐴

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  "Never trust a computer you can't throw out the window." ~ Steve Wozniak

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  Meme thoughts while I was riding to Babes Bike Boston 🚴🏻‍♀️

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  "A free society will have more movies glorifying people fucking with the state than obeying the state," she thought as she watched 2 Fast 2 Furious

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  So it's fine for men to wear a tie, but when I wear a collar and leash it's somehow inappropriate?

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  You name you daughter violet and no one blinks an eye You name your daughter purple and everyone loses their mind

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  Everyone is complaining about the cost of groceries, but I've been finding amazing deals on lettuce lately 🥬

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  I want one episode of Jeopardy that I'd call Misleading Jeopardy. For example, "In 1849, the Lone Star Flag was designed to advocate for the independence of this territory - which later became a US possession" All the clues would have an obvious response - and that obvious response would be wrong.

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  Today I learned that in St Louis, they slice bagels vertically like bread 😱 Every day we stray further from G-d's light https://stljewishlight.org/jewishfood/st-louis-bagel-slice-slicing/

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  This is truly despicable 🤬 Buying rare books to train AI and then destroying them 🤬 https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-companies-destroying-rare-books

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  The Odyssey doesn't seem historically accurate at all! If Odysseus is meant to be GREEK, why is he dressed like an AMERICAN Express card?