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@timmy@goblin.camp

2026-04-23 14:37 UTC

@jalefkowit i used to have a flashlight that was so bright they did a recall because it was melting people’s pockets. i ignored the recall because it would never happen to me, right? well it did, and it damaged the lens and a jacket pocket, so i sent it in and got an equally bright, safer replacement

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