2026-03-26 19:30 UTC
"I'm here from AT&T to try sell you extra service while our techs figure out why we can't provide you with the internet you already have" would be the boldest sales cold open I've ever heard, except it then was followed up with "I used to work for T-Mobile but they fired me because I refused the COVID-19 vaccine"
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@petrillic@hachyderm.io 2026-03-26 19:31
@offby1 choices were made. Dumb dumb dumb choices.
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@amethyst@toots.n7.gg 2026-03-26 19:51
@offby1 wtaf is that admission of guilt
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@glyph@mastodon.social 2026-03-26 19:52
@offby1 time to switch to t-mobile I guess?